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A very warm welcome from Carmen Sutra:
I love sharing our stories! Once I detailed my current morti-
fication on Wednesday, tons of you wrote in to elaborate on
your own embarrassing stories. A friend even confessed that
she recently bought a version of the Kama Sutra and was
going to give it to her husband for Christmas. The idea was
that she would give him the book and tell him to pick out
any position to try.
Except that she left the book on the table when the plumber
came over...the plumber that is her father-in-law's best
friend. She was mortified. Hehe She laughs about it now (as
do I about the lingerie interception), and that's how many
of you reflect on your stories today. Many of you shared
embarrassing stories from years ago. While you were morti-
fied at the time, you joke about them now. Enjoy :)
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Carmen,
I think the worst thing that every happened to me was when
my boyfriend and I were having sex in his dorm room, when his
room mate walked in. We'd been doing it in a spooning pos-
ition, so we just went limp and pretended to be asleep. We
hunkered down under the blankets, still... together, hoping
the guy would walk back out. He didn't. For over an hour and
a half we lay there like that, hoping he'd go away, before he
finally left and we could 'disconnect' and scramble back into
our clothes. Funny thing is, the guy walked in on us a few
more times after that when we were being less discreet, and
never seemed to get the hint that he should probably leave
the room after he sees us diving under the sheets.
Hi Carmen;
When my husband and I were dating, there was a time that I
moved back in with my parents to help take care of my dad,
and my future husband was living with his folks. They planned
to be gone for the weekend, so he and I decided to make a big
night of it and stay in his bedroom at his folks' house that
night. Guess what? His mom and brother decided to come home
early; they felt bad that he'd been left by himself, and we
were still in bed when they walked in! His mom was mad at us,
but we just laughed it off; his little brother still teases
us about our "wild weekend". We've been married 30 years now,
and the love and desire are still there; strong as ever! A
big fan of yours!
Carmen,
my most embarrasing sex related story would have to be the
time when my first ex-husband and i were having sex on an
overlook deck at a national park..when we first got there we
were the only two people in the whole park and it was so
beautiful when we walked down the trail leading to the over-
look deck of three beautiful waterfalls..the water was rush-
ing down and it was on the 4th of july and before we knew it
he was behind me and we were looking over the edge of the deck
at the waterfalls and he was rubbing against me and he took
my pants down and entered me from behind as i looked down and
could hear the waterfalls we were lost in the moment when all
of a sudden i came back to reality with the voices coming
down the trail of a bunch of elderly people..
before we could get our pants up they were about a hundred
feet away and my husband starts yelling get back get back....
lol.i was sooooooooooooo embarrassed..and we had to walk past
them to get to the car...when we got to the parking lot we
found out it was a senior citizen bus on a tour...we got some
strange looks mostly from the supervisors of the group though
but made some memories i will never forget..love your site
keep them cumming...lol.how many of your readers do you think
will find an overlook deck to hold onto this weekend?
Carmen,
My boyfriend at the time was going down on me. He was just
licking away and rubbing my stomach with his hands. All of a
sudden, I cut a very loud air biscuit (as Whoppi calls it)
right in his face. He jumped out of bed and got really pissed
at me. I laughed until tears were in my eyes. Not long after,
I dumped him, because he never let me forget that incident.
I love your column.
Carmen,
so i'm with the great guy and it is a relatively new relation-
ship and this one night i wind up in hand cuffs, cuffed to
his bed, totally naked. we are still just fooling around when
his cell phone goes off and he actually answers it! well it
turns out to be a friend of his that had dropped by and was
outside the apartment. so he tells him that he will be right
down and leaves me on the bed---NAKED and CUFFED! of course
he was stopped long enough to cover me up, but here i am wait-
ing for him to come back upstairs, (and i have to admit con-
cerned that he would bring his friend up). to say that i was
10 shades of red when he came back does not describe my color...
but at least the sex was amazing after!
Carmen,
I have had a few occasions in my younger days when I was
"caught in the act". The most memorable was the time I was
parked in a beach parking lot & my GF @ the time was provid-
ing me with some great oral sex. As we were lost in the
moment a pickup truck with two park employees rolled up on us
unexpectantly & as I began to look up I see this guy with a
wide grin on his face looking down into the car & informing
us that the beach parking lot will be closing soon. Needless
to say we were both embarrassed & my GF's face was a red as
a beet.
Carmen,
My honey had keys to his carpool's place (she was 17 years
older, like a second mom), it was our Love Nest. We were care-
ful not to leave any evidence (stories for another issue),
and leave before she came home. He would make notes of the
temperature setting, how far the window blinds were open,
toilet seat and shower door positions, radio/CD settings. One
day we lost track of time, and as I was getting dressed he
heard her fiddling with her key in the front door (having
walked around another unit to get to the door).
He quickly held the deadbolt closed as I reconnected the
garage door opener (on a ladder), and pulled out of the gar-
age! I saw her in my rear view mirror as I drove away but she
was busy catching up to him before he could leave. That was
likely the only time he had disconnected the garage door
opener on a whim. He had her permission to be there, such as
taking his birthday off work, or he might be there to fix her
sink, internet, he did a lot of work. Having wonderful sessions
at someone else's place is probly mortifying in itself. We
never used her bed but placed a comforter in the spare bedroom.
Our favorite space was the landing between the stairs. She
retired, sold the place, and moved away but those wonderful
memories are keepers :)
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Thanks for sharing your stories, everyone! My personal fave
is the one with the senior citizen touring bus :) I'll share
some more of your stories next week, and I haven't forgotten
about your comments on "silent sex". Have a good weekend! Try
to get some lovin' in the middle of all your shopping! As
always, I remain...
Devotedly yours,
Carmen Sutra
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