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A very warm welcome from Carmen Sutra:
You would think I forgot what day of the month it is! We have
been so busy discussing threesomes, orgasms, and more that I
honestly forgot to publish our monthly sexual positions. Bad
Carmen needs a spanking :) Hehe For your exploratory pleasure
I included not one but TWO quite yummy positions. Let's just
say that you will need a chair for one and the other provides
some intense G-spot action. Oh, I know you're excited...
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Today's Topic: November's Sexual Positions!
When I consulted my trusty book of sexual positions for each
day of the year, I almost disregarded the one highlighted
for today. It was simply way too difficult, and I didn't
know if you were up for the challenge. But my duty is to you,
dear readers, so I will attempt to describe the position in
detail. You will need one sturdy chair. Ladies: You will sit
on the chair with your derriere on the very edge, legs
straight out in front of you. You can rest your hands on
either side for leverage/support.
This is where it gets a little tricky. Men: You will straddle
your woman (facing her), but bring your legs up and rest your
feet on either side of your lover's hips ON THE CHAIR. So now
your legs should be bent and you can push off the back of the
chair with your feet for leverage. Added support: you will
need to hold on to the chair with your hands as well. Simply
reach out and grab hold of the top of the chair. You should
now be in position.
Benefits: Trying something new! Also, ample opportunity for
mouth kissing and gazing into each other's eyes (awww, isn't
that sweet?). Plus you can fondle each other, and the man
has access to her clitoris so he can rub his partner to
climax DURING penetration.
This next position is Carmen-endorsed, so start taking notes
now! While you can practice this one on your bed, a sturdier
surface like the floor might work better. Get ready for
plenty of deep, G-spot stimulation. The man should sit on his
knees and lean back on his hands. If he's ready for action,
his lover can ease on back and maneuver onto his penis. She
can squat in front of him or even rest on her knees as well,
whichever works better. She can then feel the benefits of a
woman-superior position in that she controls the depth and
speed of penetration.
Benefits: He can see her delicious bootie in full effect.
While the two can't look at each other's face, the truly
deep penetration should make up for it. And did I mention
the intense G-spot stimulation???
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The book I mentioned that features a sexual position for
every day of the year now has a flip-a-day calendar available -
complete with illustrations! Whoo-hoo! Seriously, though,
NEVER underestimate the significance of using a chair as a
sexual prop. The sturdiness automatically adds depth to the
penetration. Don't believe me? Just try it...As always, I
remain...
Devotedly yours,
Carmen Sutra
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