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Greetings, 

My wife's birthday is this weekend and I'm still trying to 
figure out something special to do for her. She's a little 
mad at me because I am supposed to play softball on her 
actual birthday, but that doesn't mean we can't go out for 
a nice dinner the night before, right? Right?? I know what 
you're all saying: "Get real, Campbell. If you do that, 
you'll be in the doghouse for the next month!" However, I 
think she is more understanding than that and will 
appreciate going out whichever night. Guess we will see!

Campbell
campbell@gophercentral.com

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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE: 

Each pair of hints below relates to two words. One of the   
words is the other one spelled backward. What are the ten   
word pairs?   

Example: married, moisture   
Answer: wed, dew   

1. light source, rodents   
2. dwell, wicked   
3. retain, sneaking look   
4. weapons, tight fit   
5. portion, catching device   
6. prize, furniture compartment   
7. drinking aid, skin blemishes   
8. stopper, big swallow   
9. implement, stolen goods   
10. precinct, illustrate   


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a 
highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and 
immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses 
contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He 
will follow."  


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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

Each pair of hints below relates to two words. One of the   
words is the other one spelled backward. What are the ten   
word pairs?   

Example: married, moisture   
Answer: wed, dew   

1. light source, rodents   
2. dwell, wicked   
3. retain, sneaking look   
4. weapons, tight fit   
5. portion, catching device   
6. prize, furniture compartment   
7. drinking aid, skin blemishes   
8. stopper, big swallow   
9. implement, stolen goods   
10. precinct, illustrate   

TEASE ANSWER: 

1. star, rats   
2. live, evil   
3. keep, peek   
4. guns, snug   
5. part, trap   
6. reward, drawer   
7. straw, warts   
8. plug, gulp   
9. tool, loot   
10. ward, draw   


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a 
highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and 
immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses 
contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He 
will follow."  

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: 

Johnny Depp as Raoul Duke in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"   


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