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       Classic Laff-a-Day - July 31, 2008
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I ran into Lewis coming back from lunch. We got on the elevator
with some broad who works on one of the other floors. Lewis
smelled like he just ate road kill.

"What the hell is that smell?" I asked as the girl and I backed
ourselves into the far corner of the elevator. "Your breath
reeks. What did you eat?"

"I ate at that Korean joint," said Lewis unperturbed. "Come on,
TZ, my breath is so fresh they should name a mint after it."

"Yeah?" I said. "How about excre-mint?"




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"I can't believe she said I was a liar. Sure I make random stuff
up, but I'm not a liar."
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TZ, you've got too much time on your hands and not enough dick
to fill them. --Rebecca


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A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful
examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to
choke a horse.

"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience.
He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down
his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his
throat. He hobbles back into the examining room.

The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after
the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."


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