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       Classic Laff-a-Day - August 7, 2008
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My goofy desk only fits in my office one way and it causes me to
have my back to the door as I use my computer. This morning I
was deep into a game of Solitaire when I heard a strange sound.
It was the low, guttural sound of a rabid squirrel.

My first thought was that some angry rodent was about to bite
my nuts off. Anticipating mighty pain, I quickly pushed in my
keyboard tray as I snapped my legs shut. I looked down
completely expecting to see something ready to pounce on my

That's when Clean Laffs Joe started laughing harder than he ever
had before, and I realized he got me. It took him a full 45
seconds before he could stand upright and breathe again.
Tears were streaming down his face and he wiped them with his
twenty-year-old SIU jersey.

"I thought a squirrel was about to rip my balls off," I said.

He began to laugh uncontrollably again but managed to squeak
out, "I...I...I... thought you were joking. But when I
realized...A sq...sq...squirrel, you say?"




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