Home | Newest Editions | Most Popular Issues | Free Newsletters | Forums

Custom Search
Publication: Classic Laffaday
Something In Common

Subscribe FREE to Classic Laffaday by clicking here.

<<<<<<<<<<<<< From the Laff-a-Day Archives >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 

       Classic Laff-a-Day - August 6, 2008
Subscribe & unsubscribe links are at the bottom of the page.   
Greetings Laff Lovers,

My 7th grade daughter had a couple of friends over on Sunday
and their noise was making it impossible for me to watch golf.

"Why don't you all go out and do something productive?"

My daughter looked at me and said, "It's Sunday. We don't do
anything productive on Sunday."

I said, "I can understand that because I don't do anything
productive Monday thru Friday."




Send me your comments and jokes: 
Submit a Comment 


Normal Price: $24.95
DEAL PRICE: $1.99 

Are you tired of being denied because of bad credit? Well
now you can repair and build your credit with the help of
this CDRom. Learn the secrets of maintaining good credit 
and repairing bad credit. Eliminate the problems that can 
damage your credit history. 

System Requirements: Windows 95/98/ME/2000/XP... check it 
out at:  

Credit Repair CDRom

At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving
the company due to "downsizing," our manager spoke up and said,
"This is fun. We should have lunch like this more often."

Not another word was spoken. We just looked at each other like
deer staring into the headlights of an approaching truck.

I worked with an Individual who plugged her power strip back
into itself and for the life of her could not understand why
her system would not turn on.

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to
pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been
accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department
and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.

"Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!"

"I know," answered the young man. "I already got that side."

My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday.
When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would
have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked
if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, "That would be
better for me."
     ---Shipping executive, FTD Florists

"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is
not going to discuss it with the employees."
     ---Switching supervisor, AT&T Long Lines Division

Can We Save The Planet?

We can if we all work together. Living Green is a 
free newsletter that gives you earth-friendly tips 
and practices you can use in your household, school 
or community. 

Jump on board and do your part. It's really easy to
do when you learn some simple and easy-to-follow tips.
Living Green

A guy, recently divorced, found himself in the position of
having to buy condoms--something he hadn't had to do for
better than twenty years. The selection was overwhelming, so
he asked the pharmacy clerk for some help.

He extolled the virtues of latex, ribbed, lubricated, colored,
glow in the dark (assuming you can't find it any other way),
Magnum size (no laughing), and more. At last, as he was running
out of breath, the guy asked which condom he recommended.

He replied, "The condom made of lamb intestine has a more
natural feel." 

The guy replied, "Not to us city boys."
  [Actually the pharmacist was right. I used to buy a brand
called Fourex, but I haven’t been able to find them for years.
they slipped on much easier. Not that I have a little dick,
they were huge... OK. I have a little dick.]


To see past issues of Classic Laffaday visit our archive at:

Classic Laffaday Archives


            *** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ *** 

It's Available. The Laffaday Book... Check it out, it's 
F-R-E-E (you pay s&h). For more info or to order visit: 
Laffaday Book 


Want some FUN and AMUSEMENT in your email box F-R-E-E?  Visit: 
See More Award Winning Publications 

Copyright 2008 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved.
Feel free to forward this, in its entirety, to others. 

E-Mail this issue
Subscribe FREE to Classic Laffaday by clicking here.

The Classic Laffaday Forum
riddle me this batman
I forget
View this Forum | Post a topic to this forum

Bathroom Break For A Lifeguard

Watch Video Clip

Home | Newest Editions | Most Popular Issues | Free Newsletters