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       Classic Laff-a-Day - May 31, 2007
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

How about a bit of reader mail...

TZ, I just thought you'd like to know I've been masturbating
to thoughts of you ravaging me. 
   [Hey, you didn't sign your name. Are you a dude or chick? Oh,
forget it, it doesn't really matter. Thanks for the note.]

TZ, Is this all you do for a living? If it is then you are an
underachiever. --H.G.
   [I'd comment but I'm too busy writing this.]

TZ, You're such a homo. --Scott 
   [That's funny. I bet you're between 40 and 50 years old
because this was the primary insult of my youth. Of course if
you say that now the homo police come and send you to

hey tz, that was a real good email you sent out today!  i give
you 2 credits!  you sent it out before joe and it was great! it
made me think of my husband! thinking of you steamingly 
   [Thanks, baby. And I want you to know that being with me
would be the best three minutes of your life.]




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The man said, "Okay, that's about right, but what's in the
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"This is our 9 inch super model. 9 inches of muscle to please
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The man said, "Oh yeah, that's the one I want. My wife will
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"What's in the third box?"

The doctor picked up yet another box from his desk. "This is
our super deluxe model. It's 12 inches of all beef and will
drive all the ladies wild. But if you want this much power
you'll have to pay $12,000."

The man is really on a roll and is tickled pink. "Doc, that's
it, that's the one for me. I'll be the envy of everyone I
know. But does it have a lifetime guarantee?"


The man had just one more question, "Does it come in white?"

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Although he always ordered just ham and eggs everyday, one
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day before ordering. One day, his regular waitress decided
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giving him the menu she marked out the ham and eggs entry.

Once the customer had looked over the menu for a few minutes,
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