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       Classic Laff-a-Day - June 24, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

I went to get my vehicle emission test done today and when
it was finally my turn I asked the guy what time they closed.

He said, "We’re open late into the night. In the trade we’re
known as: ‘nocturnal emissions’."

Cleverly,

TZ 

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"Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the 
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"I haven't got a wife," replied the young man.

"Then buy a bunch for your sweetheart."

"I don't have a sweetheart, either."

"Well then, buy a couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."



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I know it's old but I still like it...

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A
gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and
slips the lion a Liberace.

The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him.
The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent,
puts on a safari outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of
The Johannesburg Times, sits down and pretends to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent
and roars, "Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you in the
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The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?"


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