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       Classic Laff-a-Day - June 27, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

My kids were swimming at the neighbors, my wife was shopping
with a friend and I was watching golf on TV. Normally I play
golf on Sunday, but two of my foursome are out of town and the
other one was cleaning his garage. That's when an old buddy of
mine called and wanted to get out.

I met him at the course and we finished the front nine in about
an hour and a half. Then the clouds started rolling in. We
played on. Then it started drizzling. We put on our rain gear
and played on. Then it started pouring. We took off our gloves
and played on.

Then a ranger came and said lightning was about 5 miles away,
but we didn't need to leave yet because it might miss us to the
north--so we played on. Then the tornado sirens began to wail
and we looked around...

"Hey," he said, "is that a tornado?"

I looked closely. "No...it's a funnel cloud," I said as we both
stared at it. We watched it swirl and elongate and when it
touched down I said, "Now it's a tornado."

At that moment another ranger drove up and said, "Are you guys
crazy? Don't you hear the sirens?"

"Don't need the sirens," my buddy said pointing at the tornado,
"look."

"You crazy sons a bitches! You're the only ones on the course.
Everbody else left. Now you gotta get in!"

I looked at him and said, "I guess it is pretty bad out, what
with the tornado, lightening, rain and all."

"I guess."

"We should probably go in."

"I guess."

"Maybe we could wait it out in the clubhouse?"

That's when the ranger exploded. "There are three funnel clouds
and a tornado within 15 miles. We're fucking closing. Now will
you please turn in the cart and go home?"

My buddy said, "I guess."

Truly,

TZ 

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No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved 
an orgasm. They decide to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens
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