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       Classic Laff-a-Day - July 25, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

I'm writing this in advance because I'm supposed to be out
playing golf this afternoon. I hope the wather cooperates
and doesn't spoil my playing hooky. I guess if it rains we
can all go to Hooters and visit my mom and my sisters.




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The construction man's wife was so ugly he just couldn't make
love to her. One day she demanded sex and a new drive way. He
agreed to both but he offered up her sexual services as payment
for his buddies once they finished the driveway.

She was excited and decided to go outside and watch as her
hubby and friends worked. The men waited and waited for the
concrete to get hard enough to finish. It just wouldn't happen.

Finally, it dawned on the hubby. He sent his wife inside with
one of the men, apparently she was so ugly, the concrete
wouldn't get hard in front of her.

Inside every older person is a  younger person - wondering what
the fuck happened.

San Francisco is like granola: Take away the fruits and the
nuts and all you have are the flakes.

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Little Johnny boarded the bus and sat down next to a man.

He noticed that the man had a strange kind of collar, so he
asked him, "Excuse me sir, but why do you have your shirt
collar on backwards?"

The man smiled kindly and replied, "I wear this collar because
I am a Father."

Little Johnny thought for a second then said, "Sir, I have a
father, but he wears his collar the other way around. Why do
you wear your collar so differently?"

The priest thought for a moment then said, "I am the father of

Little Johnny quickly said, "My father, too, is the father of
many. He has four sons, four daughters and many grandchildren.
But, he wears his collar like everyone else does. Why do you
wear yours backwards?"

The priest, flustered, said impatiently, "I am the Father of
hundreds and hundreds of people."

Little Johnny sat quietly for a while. As he got up to leave
the bus, he leaned over to the priest and said, "Mister, maybe
you should wear your pants backwards." 


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