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       Classic Laff-a-Day - July 9, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

"Hey Joe, do crocodiles have penises?" one of the interns asked.

"Why, yes," Joe replied. "There is an opening on the underside
of the lower belly called a cloaca that houses the genitalia.
All the reproductive organs are internalized."

"Your kidding, right?"

"No. Look it up."

"How on earth would you know that?" Marzee asked.

I said, "Hey, if it has to do with dick--Joe’s your man."

Actually,

TZ 

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When I asked her to the prom, she just looked at me, giggled
and smiled.

When I asked her to dance, she just looked at me, giggled and
smiled.

When I asked her to move in with me, she just looked at me,
giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to kiss me, she just looked at me, giggled
and smiled.

When I asked her to make love to me, she just looked at me,
giggled and smiled.

When I asked for her hand in marriage, she just looked at me,
giggled and smiled.

When I asked her to bear my children, she just looked at me,
giggled and smiled.

That's when I realized, she was a retard.



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The Korean War, in which the Marine Corps fought and won some
of its most brutal battles, was not without its gallows
humor. During one such conflict a ROK (Republic of Korea)
commander, whose unit was fighting along with the Marines,
called legendary Marine Chesty Puller to report a major
Chinese attack in his sector.  

"How many Chinese are attacking you?" asked Puller.

"Many, many Chinese!" replied the excited Korean officer.

Puller asked for another count and got the same answer, "Many,
many Chinese!"

"Dammit!" swore Puller, "Put my Marine liaison officer on the
radio."

In a minute, an American voice came over the air: "Yes sir?"

"Lieutenant," growled Chesty, "exactly how many Chinese you
got up there?"

"Colonel, we got a whole shitload of Chinese up here!"

"Thank God," exclaimed Puller, "At least there's someone
up there who knows how to count!"



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A guy comes home with some multi-flavoured condoms to spice up
the long winter nights. He comes in, throws off his coat, and
announces it to his missus, who becomes immediately excited.

Without a word, she grabs him by the nuts and drags him
upstairs. He jumps into bed, and she runs off to the bathroom
to powder her nose.

While he is lying in the bed, hands behind his head, the wife
comes in. She strips at the foot of the bed and slides up under
the bedding and starts playing the pink oboe.

Suddenly, she lifts the bedding and says to her husband, "Mmmmm,
cheese and onion?"

He says, "No, hang on a minute. I haven't put one on yet."


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