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       Classic Laff-a-Day - July 14, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

With all the talk about the environment and global warming going
on, the geniuses over here at Gopher Central thought that we
could use our business as a tool to get the word out and offer
some simple ways for our readers to help conserve the earth.

When the new editor told me that I said, "Don't you mean
'conserve the resources of the earth?'"

He said, "No. I want to conserve the entire earth."

I replied, "Great, let me know how that works out for you."

Fast forward a few weeks and our new publication, 'Living Green'
is a runaway success. Its subscriber base is growing by leaps
and bounds and the email is so thankful and courteous that the
editor forwards it to me and says stuff like: 'this is the kind
of mail one gets when one helps people to understand that small
changes make a big difference. Would you like to get involved 
and help me with the publication? I can teach you, and I'm sure
you'll find it as rewarding as I do.'

I swear, the next time he forwards me a note I am going to sneak
over to his house and shit in his compost pile.

But I must say, I can't help but to read his rag. It's actually
pretty fascinating. If you'd like to check it out just go to:
Living Green
and look at the second box down on the right. Click the
'Living Green' box and Al Gore will suddenly appear and blow
you---and if he doesn't then Clean Laffs Joe will.




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An oldie but goodie...

Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla:
"How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
She says, "Buckwheat is dumb."
The teacher says, "Now spell 'stupid.'"
Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."
The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, "Buckwheat, spell
Buckwheat stands and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
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Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, "I may be
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