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       Classic Laff-a-Day - August 01, 2008
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I was washing my coffee mug when one of the broads walked in.

"You know, TZ, I had something to ask you but I've completely
forgotten what it was."

"Perhaps you were going to ask me to 'do you real special'
because your husband is a pune who is incapable of satisfying
anyone but himself?"

She gave me that familiar 'I should sue him' look and walked

"Hey, come here!" I shouted after her, "do my dishes." I   
continued to wash my mug, muttering, "Bitches, man. Bitches." 




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1. The clitoris is a type of flower. 
True or False 

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 
True or False 

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. 
True or False 

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. 
True or False 

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. 
True or False 

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. 
True or False 

7. Semen is a term for sailors. 
True or False 

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. 
True or False 

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. 
True or False 

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. 
True or False 

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. 
True or False 

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. 
True or False 

13. Coitus is a musical instrument. 
True or False 

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. 
True or False 

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute. 
True or False 

16. A condom is a large apartment complex. 
True or False 

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False 

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 
True or False 

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. 
True or False 

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. 
True or False 

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 
True or False 

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. 
True or False 

23. Pornography is the business of making records. 
True or False 

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. 
True or False 

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve". 
True or False

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was the chicken of despair."

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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by
his office - and found him with his secretary sitting on his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, 
shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office 
with just one chair that is safe to use."

Patients call the pathology group where I am office manager to
discuss their medical bills. One irate woman demanded that I
describe every laboratory test on her statement.

Of course, I complied. Starting with the first test on her bill,
I read, "Number 1, urinalysis..."

She interrupted me at once. "I'm a what?"


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