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       Classic Laff-a-Day - December 21, 2007
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I knew I should have been an astronaut. I mean, what man hasn't
wondered how far his splooge would travel in zero garvity?
Would it continue to travel at the same speed as when it shot
out until it hit something, say a fellow astronaut in the face?
Or perhaps it would pick up speed as the suns's gravity sucked
it up? Or maybe we'll find that it turns into a comet. Maybe,
when our technology advances, we'll discover that at the center
of every comet is a big glob of alien spunk that was the result
of an orgy on some ancient space station?

Yeah, we land-lubbers sure do get hosed. We have to fight
traffic, we're stuck with only one view of the universe, and we
don't get to do the cool zero gravity spunk experiments.

Them freakin' math/engineer types have all the fun.




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Fred mistakenly gets on a bus full of war veterans, but upon
discovering it is going his way, decides to stay on for the ride.

He sits down next to a guy that jerks his head to the left every
few seconds, over and over. This really starts to get on Fred's
nerves so he asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The reply is, "l got this in the war."

Fred finds this pretty annoying so he switches seats.

The next guy he sits by has uncontrollable spastic twitches in
his right leg, causing him to kick the seat in front of him, and
even kicks Fred a few times.

So Fred asks him, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

Again the answer is, "l got this in the war."

Fred moves.

The next guy poor Fred sits by begins erratically flailing his
left hand. Fred says, "Let me guess, you got that in the war."

His reply was, "No, l got it out of my nose. I can't get it off
of my finger."

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