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       Classic Laff-a-Day - July 29, 2008
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Greetings Laff Lovers,

Welcome back to hell, I mean work. Over the weekend my dental
school nephew asked me if I enjoyed my work. I made some quick
snide comment about how I'd rather be a stay-at-home dad, put on
an apron, be the bitch and not ever work again.

He said, "No. I mean really."

I sat up, straightened my spine and seriously considered his
question. It was then that I truly realized how much I hated
working.

"Yes, son of my brother, it is true. I fucking hate working.
I've been working too long. I really would like to stay home,
cook, clean and wipe the kids' asses. Do yourself a favor: play
the lottery, marry a wealthy woman, or become a treasure hunter.
Do whatever it is that you have to do to never work a day
more than necessary. It's too late for me--I've chosen a
difficult path. But for you, you spoon fed, lazy, piece of shit,
there is still a chance to never accomplish anything. Now go
and succeed at doing nothing."

Laboriously,

TZ 

mailto:tz@laffaday.com 

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"Dear TZ, My wife no longer respects me now that she's found out
that I enjoy your sense of humor. She has taken to sneaking up
on me when I'm online to see if I'm reading your "tripe".
Watching out to make sure she doesn't catch me reading your
column is worse than it was watching out for my mother when I
was at home whacking off." R.R.

  [Dear RR, I know what you mean. One time your mother caught
me milking my missle and she smacked me on the head, saying,
"What the hell are you doing? You're wasting it!"]



Nancy, a city girl, married a farmer.

One morning, before the farmer went out to the field, he said,
"Honey, the artificial insemination man is coming over this
morning to impregnate one of the cows. I put a nail in a
two-by-four over the stall. Please show him where it is."

When the man arrived, Nancy led him down the row of stalls
until she saw the nail. She pointed to the stall and the man
remarked, "Are you sure?"

"Yep, it's the one with the nail," said Nancy.

"What's the nail for?" inquired the man.

"Well, I guess it's there to hang your pants on."


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"Who's there?"

"Emerson."

"Emerson who?"

"Emerson nice tits ya got there."



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A cowboy went to the city for a little rest and relaxation.
But he didn't succeed in coping well with the complexities
of city life. At midnight, he was alone in his hotel room,
jerking off.

Suddenly the door was opened by a bellhop carrying a drink
intended for the room next door. "Pardon me, sir," said the
flustered bellhop, "but where would you like me to sit your
drink?"

"I didn't order no drink," retorted the cowboy, thinking
fast. "Can't you see I'm already so drunk that I'm taking
advantage of myself?"



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