Home | Newest Editions | Most Popular Issues | Free Newsletters | Forums

Custom Search
Publication: Classic Laffaday
A Fun Little Issue

Subscribe FREE to Classic Laffaday by clicking here.

<<<<<<<<<<<<< From the Laff-a-Day Archives >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 

       Classic Laff-a-Day - May 30, 2008
Subscribe & unsubscribe links are at the bottom of the page.   
Greetings Laff Lovers,

Magilla, Lewis and I were on the phone setting up a meeting and
then a round of golf with some stiff whose office in downtown.

"Thursday works for me if you don't mind meeting while my
cleaning lady is here," he said.

"Is she hot?" I asked.

"No," he said, "not at all. Why, do you have a hot cleaning

I answered, "Yep--my wife."





Send me your comments and jokes: 
Submit a Comment 

Your Child Is Missing...

These are four words you NEVER want to hear. If you should 
ever have to file a missing report, it is IMPORTANT for you 
to document and store vital information about your child to 
help police act fast.

The Child ID Kit allows you to log everything from your 
child's physical appearance and medical history, to their 
fingerprints, dental records, DNA hair sample, and even 
store a recent photo of your child. Here's what you get:

* Personal & Medical Information
* Physical Characteristics Sheet
* Photograph Sheet
* Safe Shoes ID
* Fingerprinting inkpad and finger chart
* Dental Chart

There is nothing more important than your child's safety. Get 
your Child ID Kit TODAY for just $1.49 plus s&h... Visit:

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came
down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest
town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest and roughest hooker
in the Yukon," he said to the bartender.

"We got her" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the
second room on the right."

The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the
hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the
stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and
yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker
in the Yukon."

The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "Well,
you found her." Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed
her ankles.

"How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.

"I don't," replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to
open those beers first."

Consult - v. t. To seek another's approval of a course already 
decided on.
     ---Ambrose Bierce The Devil’s Dictionary

Diplomacy - n. the patriotic act of lying for one's country.
     ---Ambrose Bierce The Devil’s Dictionary

  * ---------- *  No More R Rated Jokes  * ---------- *

Can't find clean jokes that are funny?  Well, you just did  
Clean Laffs will have you giggling like a little schoolgirl 
and rolling your eyes. This newsletter is packed with wit, 
sarcasm and jokes you can tell at the dinner table. Come see 
what you're missing... oh yeah, it's f-r-e-e.

Join Clean Laffs F-R-E-E

The young mother was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far
too upset and worried about your son. I am going to give you a
prescription for some tranquillizers that I want you to start
taking regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers
calmed you down any?"

"Oh, yes" the mother answered. "They do wonders for me."

"And how is your son now?" he asked.

She replied, "Who cares..." 

A guy walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I can't stop
singing the ‘Green, Green Grass of Home’."

"Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a lettuce leaf sticking
out of his ass.

Doctor says, "Hmmmm, that's strange."

The guy replies, "That's just the tip of the iceberg."

A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a strawberry growing out
of his head.

Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it."


To see past issues of Classic Laffaday visit our archive at:

Classic Laffaday Archives


            *** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ *** 

It's Available. The Laffaday Book... Check it out, it's 
F-R-E-E (you pay s&h). For more info or to order visit: 
Laffaday Book 


Want some FUN and AMUSEMENT in your email box F-R-E-E?  Visit: 
See More Award Winning Publications 

Copyright 2008 by NextEra Media. All rights reserved.
Feel free to forward this, in its entirety, to others. 

E-Mail this issue
Subscribe FREE to Classic Laffaday by clicking here.

The Classic Laffaday Forum
riddle me this batman
I forget
View this Forum | Post a topic to this forum

Bathroom Break For A Lifeguard

Watch Video Clip

Home | Newest Editions | Most Popular Issues | Free Newsletters