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CLASSIC BIZARRE NEWS - Friday, April 6, 2007
"A wild journey into the history of the most
bizarre stories EVER."

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

I read an article recently about world chess champion Vladimir
Kramnik, who tried his luck against the super-computer pro-
gram Deep Fritz. The match ended in a 4-4 draw and left Kramnik
completely exhausted. What makes this such an incredible feat
is that the computer has the ability to analyze three million
positions a second. Most humans can think of about three or
four positions, but none relate to chess.

To find out more about this historic event I had a phone con-
versation with the chess champion about his match with Deep Fritz.
Here's what he had to say about the grueling ordeal:

Kramnik: Playing against machine that could analyze three
million positions a second vas like valking
through minefield.

Lewis: Was there anything else that made it tough for you?

Kramnik: Vell, the main problem is that computer never makes
mistake. Impossible to trap it. Vit human opponent,
you can lead him into making mistake.

Lewis: What about the setting? Was that odd for you?

Kramnik: Yes, wery difficult. I vould haf done better if
board and pieces were better.

Lewis: What would you think about a glass chess board with
matching pieces that you could take with you anywhere?

Kramnik: Zat vould be vonderful! Perhaps practice vith glass
board vill prepare me for rematch vit Deep Fritz.

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