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'Your Mom: Rated E for Everyone.'

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           UP YOURS! - Saturday, September 21, 2006
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Dear Losers, 

I finally found something I think you assholes might actually 
be willing to dip into your 'pork rind fund' for. Bizarre 
T-shirts for dip-shits. Some of these are pretty clever for 
a severely learning-impaired person. 

Just think of the kind of pink eye you would be snagging 
with a T-shirt that reads, "I'll be Osama, you be the cave." 

Or, to attract a slightly more sophisticated lady who doesn't 
normally refer to her reproductive anatomy as 'the cave' you 
might want to try, "Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore."

If dipping your birthday candle-sized wick isn't on your 
agenda (having satisfied the family hamster earlier in the 
evening), you can always be the life of the party with an 
eye-catcher like, "Your Mom: Rated E for Everyone."

Or maybe, "Thousands of my potential children died on your 
daughter's face last night."

If you don't make instant friends wearing T-shirts like that 
you can always just say 'the hell with it' and try out some-
thing like, "Swallow or it's going in your eye."

Or, "Every time you see a rainbow God is having gay sex."

Or, "I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot."

Right now I know you're asking...enough already with the 
teasers. Where can I find these brilliant satires on social 
mores? T-Shirt Hell, my little monkey-humpers. Click the 
link here and while you're on there send them a suggestion 
for a T-shirt which reads, "I had Chadwick's love child." 

But only if you're a hot chick...

Check out T-Shirt Hell

I need a drink, 


P.S. If you're interested we now have a Forum. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Up Yours! Forum


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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER'S COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Teachers with guns, a good bit for the media next we'll see, 
"Student forced to have sex at gun point by teacher." 
[Well, depending on the teacher...]

Hey Shad dick, how about you and your wife come to my place, 
and we could have ourselves a sword fight? --Mark Martino
[Sorry...you'll have to stick with your monthly subscription 
to "Leather Boys."]

C-Wick, what up, playa? Hey! When did Cyberslayers mom start 
charging 20 buck's? That's bullshit! I hope she don't expect 
me to give her a twenty AND get her high. Do I have to find 
me a new crack-whore. Fuck! Say, Wick.........ahem......can 
I borrow 20 buck's? --M-in-Sac 
[I wouldn't know. I don't do or distribute crack. But maybe 
some other readers can help. How many subscribers use Cyber-
slayer's mom for cheap hummers, and how many give her twenty 
bucks and how many give her crack? Just write in and let us 

Hey ChadStick. Do you think we could get some of that FEMA 
money here in Virginia after Ernesto barreled through here? 
I could use it because it just upset me so much and scarred 
my self image for life. Oh...and I'm about out of beer, too. 
[I doubt you had any self-image before Ernesto, so I think 
that would be considered a pre-exsisting condition. Sorry, 

You sure need a drink a lot. Come on Chadwick.  Sober up my 
man.  Life is great! --Scott
[Not a good idea. The less I drink the uglier your mom gets.]

Is that the dim spark of an idea in your brain? Don't let it 
go to waste! Send it to: Email Chadwick

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