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A final farewell.

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            UP YOURS! - Saturday, February 10, 2007
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Dear Short-Timers, 

Well, folks, it has been seven years, give or take a couple 
months, that I have been writing Up Yours! I remember when 
I first started writing this publication I would spend hours 
laboring over the column to make sure it had just the right 
amount of bite and vitriol. Of course, they were terrible, 
but as I became more comfortable writing to this audience 
my prose improved until I think I had a fairly punchy, snappy 
style, to quote Jackie Cooper as Perry White in 'Superman'. 

Seven years, that is over 350 issues, not to mention all of 
the video issues, and now the run is over. The bosses have 
decided that GopherCentral's catalog of publications is too 
fragmented and they have been consolidating publications that 
are very similar. If you are subscribed to many GopherCentral 
ezines you may have already noticed this happening with some 
of your other subscriptions. 

The closest thing to Up Yours! is, unfortunately for you, 
TZ's Laff-a-day joke list. Since Laff-a-day has about five 
times as many subscribers as Up Yours!, I am the one to get 
liquidated. So after this issue all of the names on this 
list will me merged with the Laff-a-day list. That means if 
you do not want to receive Laff-a-day you should scroll to 
the bottom and unsubscribe from this now. That will remove 
your address from the list and you will not be added. 

If you stay on you will notice some differences in writing 
styles between TZ and myself. Over the years you and I have 
tackled issues like oral sex, cyber sex, orgasms, lesbianism, 
social injustices, politics, liberalism, the economy, the 
environment and the sexual vagaries of your mothers, among 
other weighty topics. 

TZ is primarily concerned with dick, ass and pussy jokes, 
in that order. But he is typically much more brief than I 
am, which is good because a very little bit of his type of 
humor goes a long way. Make sure to drop him an email and 
tell him I said 'Hi' when you start receiving his emails. 

So, with that, I bid you adieu. But don't worry about old 
Chadwick. I will still have responsibilities around the 
office. In fact, I will continue to be a lot closer to a 
lot of you people than you probably realize. 

Drop me a note if you feel like saying 'Hey.' And for all 
the ladies on the list this is your last chance to send me 
a naked pic. 

Chadwick has spoken. 


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><><><><><> CHADWICK'S FAVORITE HISTORICAL INSULTS <><><><><>

"Chadwick? Chadwick? I don't know what you're talking about, 
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER'S COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

thanks for all the sh*tty jokes. Gotta admit, I read nearly 
every issue you spewed out, and better yet...I never bought 
a damn thing from your sponsors.  Oh well, I commend them 
for giving you the space to spout your inane humor.  It was 
a good run!! -Rob
[Thanks, Rob. Please send a naked pic of your wife.]


dear chadwick, please inform your bosses that they can piss 
off. your stupid emails are the only thing thats gives me 
some kind of humor in my mail. they are a bunch of asses 
that need to be !@#@#$!@#$. please kindly shove your foot 
there please. drop dead, Katie
[Thanks, Katie. I appreciate the sentiment. Please send a 
naked pic.]


Say it ain't so!? The final issue! Praise Jesus. The on-
slaught of bad columns is finally over. Hey Chadwick here 
is an advise for a career change, Mc Donalds. Don't worry, 
you can be the angry the manager calling for fries. Piss 
off. -Elem
[Well, thanks for sticking around for the bitter end, and 
I hope you get hit by a truck.]


Hey Chawdick, RE: your important announcement... you're not 
pregnant, are you? -M'Crager
[Nope, I made sure your mom wore a rubber (that doesn't even 
make sense).]


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