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             GOPHER BITS - Friday, July 14, 2006
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Comment The Post Below...


Greetings, 

I see Michele from The Daily Tease has taken the opportunity 
of her vacation to reuse some old material. I know this 
because I remember the very day about three years ago that I 
was in the office and gave her the riddle that appeared in 
Wednesday's issue of The Tease and today's issue of Gopher 
Bits. I remember it because I stole the riddle out of a very 
famous book. Take a glance at it below and tell me if you 
know what book it comes from. 

Campbell

campbell@gophercentral.com

P.S. If you're interested we now have a blog. You can post 
comments on this and recent issues at... Gopher Bits Blog

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     ? Guess This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE ?
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TEASE: 

This thing all things devour: 
Birds, beast, trees, flowers; 
Gnaws iron, bites steel; 
Grinds hard stones to meal; 
Slays king, ruins town, 
and beats high mountains down.


MOVIE QUOTE: 

"My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on 
playmate of the month."   


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    ? This Week's BRAIN TEASER and MOVIE QUOTE Answers ?
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TEASE: 

This thing all things devour: 
Birds, beast, trees, flowers; 
Gnaws iron, bites steel; 
Grinds hard stones to meal; 
Slays king, ruins town, 
and beats high mountains down.

TEASE ANSWER: Time



MOVIE QUOTE: 

"My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on 
playmate of the month."   

MOVIE QUOTE ANSWER: 

Scott Glenn as Commander Bart Mancuso in "The Hunt for Red 
October"


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