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I just swallowed my retainer!

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       Phunny Pictures - Wednesday, March 26, 2008 

Howdy Folks,

The misses has gone off with a few of her girlfriends to 
the "Mall of America". I'm worried about our financial 
status. My wife spends money like its the plague, she 
can't get rid of it fast enough. 

She once bought a three legged chair because, after watchin'
"Schoolhouse Rock", she discover three is a magic number. 
She called it her "Magic Chair". 

I asked her what was magic about it. She didn't know, but 
I figured it out: One minute you're sittin' in it and the 
next you're not. Magic it ain't. My butt hurts. 

Take Care Y'all

Email Jethro

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently 
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"Are we having fun yet?" 


DO Not Puke into the wind! 

I told you that I could make an uglier face than you!!! 

Jane... Get me off this crazy thing! 

I thought NOTHING would relieve my constipation, but... 

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Why do laxatives always kick in at the worst possible time? 

I just swallowed my retainer! 


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-- Here's the continuation of captions sent in by readers --

OH NO! I think I just crapped my pants! 

whadda mean this is the kiddie coaster???? 

This ride's enough to make you pinch a loaf.

Worst Birthday EVER! 

Guess Who's Going To Toss Their Cookies? 


My life just flashed before my eyes. 

What Do You Mean This Gets Worse? 

Did I mention I'm not a fan of roller coasters? 



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