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       Phunny Pictures - Wednesday, April 9, 2008 
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Howdy Folks,

The wife played a mean trick on me the other day. She took 
all of my clothings out of the trailer an hid 'em on me. 

She did it because I said that her meatloaf suprize didn't 
really surpise me. I know, I shouldn't of said that, but I 
was just kiddin' with her. She it truely the best cook and 
spider killer in the entire county. 

I hope that she reads this and gives me back my clothes. 
All I have had to wear for the past few days is a neon 
green tube-top, short shorts with the word "Sweet" printed 
on the back and my flip flops. 

Now that I think about it, I don't look half bad. 

Take Care Y'all
Jethro 

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently 
judged by Jethro: 

Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs... 

"No Dogs allowed"...bite my furry butt. 

Oh yeah.... this is what I think of that policy

I can't go WHERE?! 

Rules were made to be broken! 

This will look nice on my wall, next to the mailman's 
trousers. 

THIS IS DISCRIMINATION!!!! I'm calling the ACLU, Animal 
Civil Liberties Union! 

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-- Here's the continuation of captions sent in by readers --

Is this what you wanted me to get? 

Now I'll tell YOU where to stick this sign! 

Hey, that was a great idea, Moron! 

Cats think that they are so funny. 

I'll take this under advisement. 

I guess somebody is looking to get bit. 

Nobody tells me where to go. 

I'll leash you! 

But I ordered a "NO CATS" sign!!! 

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