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       Phunny Pictures - Wednesday, March 19, 2008 
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Howdy Folks,

I had a painfull weekend. I entered this eatin' weird stuff 
competition at the local VFW. I tried to eat my weight in 
gravy, but I just wasn't abell too. I had to stop after 
53 pounds of the stuff. 

The fella who won ate 62 pounds of gravy and eight jars of 
pickles. My hat is off to him. It was quite a site to see. 

I don't feel the agoknee of defeet. I'm just goin' to have 
to train better for next year. Soon I'll be the Rocky of 
gravy eatin' 

Take Care Y'all
Jethro 

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently 
judged by Jethro: 

Bill Clinton in the near future. 

Uncle Jesse gets frisky with Daisy... 

Damm... it's nice to have money. 

Forget the hospital, I just needed a jumpstart! 

I was aiming higher, but that's as far up as my arm goes. 

The handbone's connected to the thigh bone.

Being elderly, I always need something steady to hold on 
to. (wink wink) 

Help! I can't feel my leg! Wait, that isn't MY leg. 

She'll remember this moment fondle-y. 

Wanna go for a ride honey? 

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-- Here's the continuation of captions sent in by readers --

A leg in your hand puts a smile on your face. 

I'll have a half calf with a side of thighs

What do you mean I can't feel nothing from the waist down! 

Hey! Dirty old men need love too! 

The Britney Spears saga gets bleaker and bleaker 

You're only as old as the woman you feel!

Feels on Wheels 

THOUGHT PROJECTION "Pay no attention to the man in the 
wheelchair." 

I may be old, but I ain't dead yet! 

A little higher....Just a LITTLE HIGHER! 

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