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       Phunny Pictures - Wednesday, July 9, 2008 
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Howdy Folks, 

Here's a few things I've learned that tell you if you're 
having yourself a bad day: 

1. Your dog's favorite bone is in your leg. 

2. At the zoo, monkeys throw stuff at you. 

3. Your wife cuts the crotches out of all your pants. 

4. Your kids use your wooden leg to play baseball. 

5. Your underwear doesn't have any elastic in it. 

6. The post office regularly asks you for an updated 
   picture. 

7. Your mother-in-law stays over 'cause the trailer park 
   cancelled the dance. 

8. A bum gives you a dollar. 

9. You have to gas up you vehicle. 

10. You get fleas and not your dog. 

I've had a ruff week.   

Take Care Y'all,
Jethro 

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently 
judged by Jethro: 

It's like lookin in the mirror. Don't you think?

Results of happens when the farmer get's lonely and the 
farmer's wife is out of town.

Dad? 

Could you give me some pointers on picking up chicks? 

I was born this way. What's your excuse? 

Nice cocka-doodle-hairdo. 

could I get the number of your stylist??

Holy Crap! that is the ugliest rooster I have ever seen. 

Come back at midnight, and bust me outta here... 

Hey, that is an awesome disguise. 

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-- Here's the continuation of captions sent in by readers --

Imitation, the sincerest form of flattery! 

Look, it's Chicken Head! 

Cock-A-Doodle-DON'T! 

I've always heard that everybody has a twin 

Always wanted to be an egghead, is this how to start? 

Sometimes science is just wrong. 

"I'm still having trouble with that 'egg-layin' thing."

Birds of a feather.... 

What the Cluck!!!

Wow! Chicken Little got BIG! 

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