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       Phunny Pictures - Wednesday, March 12, 2008 
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Howdy Folks,

I have extra toes. Actuale, I have two extra toes. One is 
on my one foot and the other one is on my other foot. Some-
times I wish that I didn't have to deal with the trouble of 
havin' extra parts, but I deall with it. 

I hate boot shoppin' cuz nothin' in the store fits me. I 
always have to order a special size-ed pair. They are comfy 
boots though. 

Whenever I get bummed out by my extra toes I begin to think 
of all of the cool things that I can doo thanks to little 
guys. I can open a beer (can and bottle), turn off the 
lights, dial a phone, make a sandwich, pick my nose, deal 
a hand in poker, brush my tooth, play darts and write this 
colum. Not bad, eh? I have a gift. 

Take Care Y'all
Jethro 

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Here are the Top caption submissions as incompetently 
judged by Jethro: 

If my tongue was just a little longer, I could polish this 
jar right off! 

I know its peanut butter but can you please get me out of 
this jam! 

Waste not, want not! 

Choosy Dogs Choose Jif! 

Gene Simmons eat your heart out!! 

Got peanut butter? 

Look Ma, No Paws!!! 

Hey Man, where's the JELLY! 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this tastes better than Alpo. 

I can't believe I ate the whole thing 

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I'm Walking Here....

Here's an item (the Telescopic Walking Stick) that I never 
really thought I would use. But I decided to try it out
when we went for a walk along a trail a few weeks ago. 

It was fun to use.... yes I said fun. When we would come up
to a stream, I would poke at things in it. I also used it
when I wanted to venture off the beaten path, just to make
sure that there were no snakes in front of me. Believe it 
or not, it made the walk more enjoyable. Check it out and 
the unbelievable low price. 

Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $8.27

Whether you're an avid hiker or just looking for a little
extra help walking around, the Telescopic Walking Stick 
is just what you need. It's fully adjustable to fit your 
height and the spring loaded shaft helps reduce strain on 
your wrists, back, knees, legs and feet. With a built in 
compass it will get you through hard rocky terrain or just 
across the street. Make Walking Fun with The Walking Stick
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Well at least he isn't licking his butt anymore. 

Hey ladies, look what I can do! 

Does the peanut butter stick to the roof of your mouth too? 
Or is it just the jar? 

Jif, the wonder dog. 

Good to the last.....wait, wait help my tongue is stuck!!!! 

Why didn't you tell me it was a bottle of superglue? 

Give me something to drink, I'm a lap dog. 

WHAT?? You jealous???? 

That's Jar Licking Good. 

My tongue is long enough, but now I need a smaller face. 

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