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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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Good Afternoon,

I feel pretty today. That's right, I feel pretty. It's a 
figure of speech. Like... buy one get one free, I plead 
the fifth and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 

Mouthing Off,
Carl 

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Over the Fourth of July, President Bush gave a speech at 
the home of former President Thomas Jefferson. There was 
an awkward moment when Bush said, 'I'd like to salute both 
Thomas Jefferson and his wife Weezy'."
- Conan O'Brien 

"Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were in Unity, N.H. They 
campaigned together to show their unity. Bill Clinton could 
not be there — he was in Intercourse, Pa." 
- Jay Leno 

"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?" 
- Steven Wright

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FULL SIZE (3' x 5') AMERICAN FLAG

Normal Price: $19.99
LIQUIDATION SPECIAL: $4.99

We are pleased to announce that we have found Full-Size 3'x5' 
American flags available at liquidation prices... never sold 
before at these low prices.

Made of durable polyester with two (2) metal grommets perfect 
for displaying. 

Its a great time to stock up AND pick up a couple for gifts, 
but there is a LIMIT of 8 per order. NO DEALERS PLEASE...
VISIT: Liquidation Special - USA Flags
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What's On the Web? 
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WORTHLESS BASEBALL CARD COLLECTION 

Dozens of professional baseball players are ridiculed by 
Joe Sportsfan beyond the point of simply gracing a paper 
souvenir nobody wants. 

Visit: WORTHLESS BASEBALL CARD COLLECTION 

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THE MUSEUM OF UNWORKABLE DEVICES

Want a site that will make you think? Learn about 
inventions that didn't work, and then try and figure 
out why they went wrong. Get ready for an educational 
and informational journey! 

Visit: THE MUSEUM OF UNWORKABLE DEVICES 

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      ----- Amos 'N Andy Complete Collection -----
           Get it for less than $1 per episode

Okay folks, if you are a lover of the classic Amos 'N Andy
television series, this is for YOU. Not only are all 71
episodes contained in this brilliant collection, but also
all of the radio shows, as well as the feature "Check and
Double Check".

Amos 'N Andy will never be run on television again due to
political correctness, but this is a piece of television
history and probably one of the funniest shows ever aired.
This collection was lovingly restored by archivists and now
can be yours for only $79.99... PLUS, you get 300+ radio 
shows included. Making this waaaaaay Less than $1 per 
episode. Order your DVD collection today, you will treasure 
it forever. Amos n' Andy Complete DVD Collection
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 
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 Ways to Tell If You Have PMS 

* Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

* You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

* The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

* Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 

* You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper 
sticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-###-####. 

* Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting 
practice.

* Inanimate objects get on your nerves.

* You're counting down the days until menopause.

* You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 

* The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

* You dump the pretzels out of the bag, and eat the salt.
While simultaneously eating a gallon of ice cream.

* You cry at commercials one minute, and contemplate 
assault the next.

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