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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Thursday, June 26, 2008

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"You have to know how to accept rejection and reject 
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                        Late Show Top Ten

                  Top Ten Things Overheard on 
             Hillary Clinton's First Day Back at Work

10. "Nice of you to show up"

9. "Did you win?"

8. "We chipped in for a welcome back pantsuit"

7. "Should I take the Madame President nameplate off your 

6. "Hillary's choking another superdelegate"

5. "On the bright side, you can once again partake in 
   endless debates about agricultural subsidies"

4. "Senator Clinton, please stop throwing wads of paper at 
   Senator Obama's head"

3. "I can't believe your shrill message of fear didn't 

2. "Please stop taunting her, Senator Kerry"

1. "We'll begin as soon as Senator Craig returns from the 


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