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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Thursday, June 19, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Here's a funny joke my doctor told me the other day. 

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these 
alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then 
I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. 
It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" 

The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

He's got to keep you laughing when he jabs you with stuff. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                     Late Show Top Ten

    Top Ten Ways The New York Mets Can Turn Things Around

10. Less horseplay, more grab-ass

9. Ask Tiger Woods to switch to baseball

8. Stop leaving games early to beat traffic

7. Convince superdelegates to put them in the playoffs

6. Ask President Bush how he was able to turn things around 
   in Iraq

5. For starters, pay the poor bastards enough to live on

4. Jetpacks

3. Before every game, feed other team tainted to-maters

3. Before every game

2. Replace batting practice with frozen head of Ted 
   Williams and dunk tank

1. Start fixing games like they do in the NBA


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