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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Thursday, July 10, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Today we have a look at the heroes best friend... that's
right the sidekick. See if your favorite second banana made
the list.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A 60-year-old woman was kicked out of a McCain rally for
heckling him. Afterwards, McCain said, 'I'm just not
popular with young women'."
- Conan O'Brien
"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."
- W. Somerset Maugham
"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us
a national blessing."
- Alexander Hamilton
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Do you remember Bozo The Clown?
If you're like me you grew up watching Bozo The Clown.
There were many different Bozo's around the country. Here
in Chicago it was Bob Bell. Even Willard Scott got his
start being Bozo.
But there was one Bozo who started it all and to most people
he IS the one and only Bozo. That's Larry Harmon.
On July 3, 2008 we lost Larry. Luckily his work and the
magic that is Bozo will live on forever. Check out this
video clip of Bozo.
You can also buy the DVD at a discounted price. Check it out
by visiting: Watch the magic of Bozo by visiting here
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What's On the Web?
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HE WORLD'S GREATEST SIDEKICKS
From Robin to Kato to Tonto, the sidekick has played a
role to heroes nearly as long as they've existed. Bradley
Mason Hamlin looks at the history of these second bananas
and highlights some of the best.
Visit: THE WORLD'S GREATEST SIDEKICKS
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JUMP THE SHARK
Find out when people think popular TV shows started to go bad,
such as: The Brady Bunch, The X-Files, ER, Seinfeld, Friends,
Sex & the City, Beverly Hills 90210, The Simpsons, and more.
Visit: JUMP THE SHARK
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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"A Woman's Dictionary"
* Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just
hasn't realized it yet.
* Bar-be-que (bar*bee*q) n.
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the
tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned
everything up, but he "made the dinner".
* Blonde Jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
* Clothes Dryer (cloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.
* Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half
pound bag of peanut M&M's.
* Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.
* Exercise (ex*er*siz) v.
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make
a purchase.
* Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend a half hour writing, then forget to take
with you to the store.
* Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be
able to duplicate again.
* Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n.
Similar to a black hole in space---if he goes in, he isn't
coming out any time soon.
* Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n.
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds,
and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
* Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off
if you try to remove it.
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