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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Friday, June 20, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Check this out. A reader named David explains yesterday's 
"What's On the Web?" site, 7 UP Clear Math. 

Carl, just so you don't loose sleep over this one, here is 
how it works...

Take a number: 6012751

Jumble it: 1765012

Subtract the smaller from the larger: 6012751 – 1765012 = 

Now add the digits of the result: 4+2+4+7+7+3+9 = 36

If this result is more than one digit, add the digits 
again: 3+6 = 9

The result will always be 9.

So, given the result 4247739, then circling (removing) 
one digit, say 7, then adding the remaining digits...

4+2+4+7+3+9=29  => 2+9=11 => 1+1=2

Now, the result should be 9 but is 2. So, the missing digit 
is 7!

- David

David, you lost me at "Take a number..."

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"The Mars Lander has found traces of ice and salt on Mars. 
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- David Letterman

"Yesterday a top Starbucks executive resigned. He will 
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- Conan O'Brien 

"Barack Obama has said he will visit Iraq. Or as John 
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                    Late Show Top Ten

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9. Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog

8. As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got 
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7. Your after-shave? Hazelnut non-dairy creamer

6. You're tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men's 
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5. A Starbucks just opened in your basement

4. Your last words before bypass surgery: "Tell Juan 
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3. Average 80 blinks per minute

2. You named your kids "Tall," "Grande," and "Venti"

1. Unable to sleep, you actually watch "The Late Show"


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