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Which Sports Car Are You?

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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I've always wondered what kind of a car I would be if I 
were in-fact a car. Have you ever wondered that? Well, 
today is your lucky day. Check out the 'What's On the Web?' 
department for an interesting quiz that will answer the 
question: Which Sports Car Are You? 

Also, there is another quiz for you fans of "The Simpsons". 
See if you know the residents of Springfield as well as you 
think you do. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"John McCain's daughter is writing a children's book based 
her father's life. The children's book is called, 'James 
and the Giant Prostate'."
- Conan O'Brien 

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to 
make an exception." 
- Groucho Marx 

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and 
State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up 
enough on their own, so both of them together is certain 
- George Carlin

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What's On the Web? 

Which Sports Car Are You?

Have you ever given thought as to what kind of car you 
might be if you were a car? Me neither, but a friend sent 
this link to me with the model of car she is. I decided 
to check it out and took this quick twelve question test. 

Visit: Which Sports Car Are You?


Can you name the characters from 'The Simpsons'? 

Can you name the characters from 'The Simpsons'? Enter a 
character in the box below; Correctly named characters 
will show up under each picture below...

Visit: Can you name the characters from 'The Simpsons'?


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                      Late Show Top Ten

          Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Travel Agent

10. Hotel stay is six days and two nights

9. Accepts payment in the form of personal check, credit 
   card or freshly harvested kidneys

8. Won't let you go on vacation for more than a week 
   because he'll miss you

7. When you're in New York, he recommends you see a taping 
   of "The Late Show"

6. Instead of the Ritz, you're staying at the Ratz

5. Your "plane ticket" is a post-it note with the hand-
   written message "Please admit one to the airplane"

4. You have a layover at Laguardia Airport... an eight-day 

3. No number 3 — writer on vacation

2. Forget the restroom — you're riding in a JetBlue wheel 

1. Asks you to deliver a brown paper bag to a guy named 


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