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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Wednesday, July 2, 2008
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Good Afternoon, 

Here's a Mouthpiece blast from the past. 

Have you ever been attacked by a hamster? I've survived 
many hamster attacks in my day and will keep on surviving 
thanks to a great site in today's 'What's On the Web?". 

Mouthing Off,
Carl 

email Mouthpiece

Viral Videos on the Net at www.EVTV1.com

P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the 
new Mouthpiece forum. Check it out here... 
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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"The time to stop talking is when the other person nods 
his head affirmatively but says nothing." 
- Henry S. Haskins

"The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, 
and the only limitations those of libel." 
- James Thurber 

"The penalty for success is to be bored by the people 
who used to snub you." 
- Nancy Astor

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What's On the Web? 
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FLOWER MAKER

Make your own beautiful flowers with this fun web site. 
Choose different petal styles and colors to make a 
creation all your own.

Visit: FLOWER MAKER

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WHEN HAMSTERS ATTACK

The Federal Bureau of Hamsters has issued its 10 Most 
Wanted Hamsters list, including profiles and cash rewards 
for these legged and extremely dangerous critters.

Visit: WHEN HAMSTERS ATTACK 

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 
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* We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog... 
Dorothy

* Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

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* OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

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* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those 
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