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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Thursday, July 3, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Just a quick FYI. I just wanted to let you know that due 
to this Friday being the 4th of July, Mouthpiece will 
not be mailing tomorrow. However, Mouthpiece will be back 
on Monday. Same time, same station. 

Have a great 4th and enjoy today's edition of Mouthpiece. 
It's 4th of July themed. I know I'm one slick dude. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary 
freezing of water." 
- Carl Reiner

"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and 
the less the artist does the better." 
- Andre Gide

"Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts."
- Jim Morrison 

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What's On the Web? 


I think you'll enjoy this awesome virtual fireworks show. 
Orchestrate your own high flying explosions over the 
skylines of numerous American cities or world locations. 



Information on July 4th 

See this day's highlights, including historical events, 
birthdays and news. 

Visit: Information on July 4th 

This Turtle Has A Secret...

Normal Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99 

What a great idea! That's what everyone says about this 

Not just an appealing garden statue, this turtle cleverly 
conceals a secret spot to hide your spare key. Tuck near a 
door for a handy hide away. Good for a house or garage key.

Grab one or two while they last. This is an item we made a 
special purchase on and it is Below Cost! Once it sells out 
it is gone forever. Makes a great Housewarming Gift too.

Because of the low price, we must limit you to no more than 
six (6) per order. Check it out by visiting: 
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A July Fourth 

1. "I don't think that's mayonnaise in the cole slaw."

2. "My hot dog has a knuckle!"

3. "I'm afraid the only fireworks tonight are between me 
and your wife."

4. "All right, detainees, line up over here for your gitmo-
style powdered baked beans."

5. "Hey look, it's Ernest Borgnine - oh, sorry lady."

6. "I'd like to tell you why scientology is so important to 

7. "Oh God, Letterman's shirtless again!"

8. "To give it a little 'kick,' I put charcoal starter in 
the punch!"

9. "Take a photo of me lighting this cigar with an M-80."

10. "Beef is great, but squirrel's so much cheaper." 

[Courtesy of the Late Show with David Letterman]


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