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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Thursday, June 5, 2008

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Thanks for joining me today! Let's get right to the good

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

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You Might Be a Physics Student If...

* you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.

* you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do 
long division.

* you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."

* you've actually used every single function on your graph-
ing calculator.

* you always do homework on Friday nights.

* you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the 
derivative of water.

* you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.

* you hesitate to look at something because you don't want 
to break down its wave function.

* you have a pet named after a scientist.

* you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.

* you can translate English into binary.

* you can't remember what's behind the science-building door 
that says "Exit."

* you have to bring a jacket with you in the middle of 
summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.

* you consider ANY non-science course "easy."

* when your professor asks you where your homework is, you 
claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so 
precisely that, according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere 
in the universe.

* you assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make 
the math easier.

* you understood more than five of these indicators.

* you made a hard copy of this list and posted it on your 


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