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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Today has been a weird day and it's not even over yet. 
It started out when I forgot to pack my lunch. Then I 
got a flat tire on my way to the office. Finally, I 
discovered that I forgot my wallet at home. I'm just 
batting a thousand today. I'm just glad I wore clean 
underwear today. D'oh! 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Barack Obama is in Afghanistan. Bill Clinton went with 
him. At least that's what he told Hillary..." 
- Jay Leno 

"So hot today, that thing on Donald Trump's head was 
- David Letterman

"Barack Obama was in Baghdad today meeting with Iraqi 
leaders. They all asked the same question: 'When can 
you start?'
- Craig Ferguson

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What's On the Web? 

Suburban Cat Herder

The object of this online cat game is to get all the cats 
out of the house! Click on groups of adjacent cats of the 
same color to herd them out of the house. The more cats 
you herd at once, the higher your score. Have fun! 

Visit: Suburban Cat Herder



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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                   Late Show Top Ten

Top Ten Questions Asked Of Barack Obama On HIs Trip Overseas

10. "Which countries do you plan to invade based on faulty 

9. "Seriously, why the hell do you want this job?"

8. "Are you looking for a great deal on a used camel?"

7. "If you want to visit a war zone, how about the Alex 
   Rodriguez marriage?"

6. "So is Lindsay Lohan actually dating that chick?"

5. "Can you explain the 'feels like' number?"

4. "How many Obamas still living in Ireland?"

3. "If you're elected, will you be an entertaining dumb-
   ass like Bush?"

2. "Can you do anything about Andy Dick?"

1. "Do you know Batman?"


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