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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I can't believe that the summer in almost over. What I 
am going to miss most about the summer is the fact that 
I can't continue to wear my flip-flops. I can't get enough 
of the comfort and style that a pair of flip-flops brings 
to you during those warm summer months. 

I did wear them once in the winter, but they don't quite 
make it as snowshoes, almost lost a toe.  

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"John McCain just can't get any media attention. So today, 
he kept getting in and out of his limo without any under-
wear on." 
- Jay Leno 

"To be great is to be misunderstood." 
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers 
with news." 
- A. J. Liebling


Retail Price: $5.99
Get two for $4.98

The compact Adventure Plus Tool has a small light for map-
reading in the dark and a floating-dial compass should you 
need to get back on course. A thermometer, safety mirror, 
whistle, and dry storage for matches give you tools to use 
in an emergency. Bottom Line: This little item does it 
all... it gives you lighting and safety tools for any 
adventure! And at this low price you'll want to pick up 
a few... they make wonderful gifts. Both kids and adults 
love 'em.

The Adventure Tool Features:
      - Super Bright LED Light      - Whistle 
      - Storage Compartment         - Compass   
      - Magnifying Glass            - Thermometer 

To grab one, or see a picture visit: 

What's On the Web? 


Have you ever wondered what song was #1 on the charts on 
the day you were born? Well here's your chance to find 
out. It looks like Diana Ross and Lionel Richie were at 
the top of the charts with "Endless Love" on my birthday! 




Once the lowliest of footwear, sneakers have now become 
a cultural icon. Charlie's Sneaker Page features the 
history of sneakers along with facts, descriptions, 
pictures, and even advice on how to dry wet sneakers. 


Similar to the Magic Bullet Mixer, but a fraction of the 

Normal Price: $59.99 
DEAL PRICE: $19.99

You've seen the Magic Bullet Mixer, now check out the Touch 
'n Go Mixer... for LESS THAN HALF THE PRICE!

Get the same functions, features and food processing power 
WITHOUT spending a small fortune. With the Touch 'n Go 
Mixer you can make life in the kitchen easier. Not only can 
you blend drinks, you can chop, mince even grate all kinds 
of foods. 

You can do virtually any job in the kitchen in 10 seconds 
or less - with no mess and no fuss. 

You can even save space in your kitchen, the little, but 
powerful Touch n' Go Mixer replaces a food processor, 
blender, and coffee grinder and is very simple to operate. 
No buttons or levers... simply push down on the top and 
the machine turns on. Stop pressing and it turns off! 

It's easy to clean too... All parts are dishwasher safe, 
with the exception of the power base. Great for dorm 
rooms, RV's, boats... even the office! 

[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                   Some Computer Humor

What does a baby computer call his father? Data. 

What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It 
slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a 
byte to eat.

What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. 

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI. 

>>>>>-------- The information went data way --------> 

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding 

C:> Bad, bad command or file name! Go stand in the 

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

C:> File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. 

Who's General Failure, & why's he reading my disk? 

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry. 

THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is 

To err is human. To really screw things up you need a 


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