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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Monday, July 28, 2008
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Good Afternoon,

Where did the weekend go? Well, I guess we'll just have 
to make due until the next one. Oh, it's not that bad. 

You're right. I hate Monday's too. 

Mouthing Off,
Carl 

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"To give you an idea how bad things are for McCain right 
now, the only way he could have less coverage is if he 
had a prime time show on NBC." 
- Jay Leno 

"Barack Obama was in Germany today, and 100,000 people 
showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and 
screaming that France surrendered just in case." 
- Craig Ferguson

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the 
word you first thought of." 
- Burt Bacharach

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actually you got two for that price, so the effective 
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We made a deal direct with the company who puts them out 
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What's On the Web? 
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SIMON SAYS

I loved playing 'Simon Says' when I was younger, and now 
I can play all day on this great website. I scored 20, 
can you beat me?

Visit: SIMON SAYS

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VIRTUAL STAPLER

How much do you love staplers? Some people enjoy them 
enough to write limericks, haikus, and even love poems 
about them. At VirtualStapler.com, not only can you staple 
with just the click of the mouse, but you can also read 
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to go. 

FEATURES:
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 
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                       Late Show Top Ten

                     Top Ten NASA Excuses

10. Didn't think it was a big deal

9. We would like to visit these aliens, but gas is so darn 
   expensive

8. Too much Tang

7. Been sort of preoccupied with this giant asteroid that's 
   headed toward Earth

6. We were waiting to reveal it on a very special episode 
   of the "Tyra Banks Show"

5. Hey, chillax, Bro

4. No number 4 — writer abducted by aliens

3. Too upset to talk after what happened to Pluto

2. Busy trying to confirm evidence of an A-Rod/Madonna sex 
   video

1. Our leader isn't as bright as their leader

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