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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Monday, July 7, 2008

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Signs Found In Kitchens

1. Kitchen closed - - this chick has had it!

2. Martha Stewart doesn't live here!

3. I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat too!

4. So this isn't Home Sweet Home... Adjust!

5. Ring Bell for Maid Service...If no answer do it your-

6. I clean house every other day.... Today is the other 

7. If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

8. I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

9. My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

10. A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.


12. I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

13. If you don't like my standards of cooking...lower your 

14. You may touch the dust in this house...but please don't 
write in it!

15. Apology...Although you'll find our house a mess, Come 
in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: 
Some days it's even worse.

16. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen 
is delirious.

17. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

18. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

19. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they 
shall never cease to be amused.

21. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

22. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

23. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen 
and gone on to lead normal lives.

24. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending 


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