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Shoe Lacing Methods

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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Wednesday, June 13, 2007 

Good Afternoon,

Today's issue will answer the age old question: How many 
possible ways are there to lace an average shoe? 

My guess would have to be... 26. I don't know why. 

Mouthing Off,

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