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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Wednesday, July 30, 2008
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Good Afternoon,

I've found this great game for you to play. It involves 
testing your reflexes. I have horrible reflexes so... 

I used to be so quick and sharp. Now I'm just... I'm 
just... oh, I can think of what the opposite of quick and 
sharp are so just enjoy the game and the rest of today's 
issue. 

Mouthing Off,
Carl 

email Mouthpiece

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"During a recent concert, British pop star George Michael 
said that Barack Obama should pick Hillary Clinton as 
his vice president. George Michael says he's been a huge 
Hillary fan ever since she started copying his Wham! 
haircut." 
- Conan O'Brien 

"Matt Damon announced that his wife is going to have a 
baby. I thought Ben Affleck was looking a little bigger." 
- Craig Ferguson 

"To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep." 
- Joan Klempner

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What's On the Web? 
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SANDALS AND SOCKS 

Some consider it a major fashion faux pas to be seen 
wearing sandals with socks. If you find such a thing 
offensive, be prepared to have your socks knocked off 
with this gallery of photos, including one man wearing 
only a yellow Speedo, a sun visor and socks and sandals. 

Visit: SANDALS AND SOCKS 

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REFLEX GAME 

Test your response time with this reflex game. Click start 
to change the background color and click "stop" as soon as 
it changes. 

Visit: REFLEX GAME

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SUPER POCKET TOOL

Normal Price: $9.99 
DEAL PRICE: $3.99
Get Two (2) For: $6.98

It's just AMAZING what the Super Pocket Tool can do... no 
wonder it's called Super!

It's a must-have for a purse, briefcase, car, office desk, 
just about anywhere. This is one of those items that's 
both cool and functional. 

Once you have it, you won't believe how many times you 
reach to use it. Plus, give it as a gift and see the 
delight it brings. 

FEATURES: Pocket Level, Super Grip Handle, Bright White 
LED Light, Small/Large Phillips Screwdriver Tip, 
Small/Large Flathead Screwdriver Tip, Pocket Clip

Grab one for yourself and another for a gift... just visit: 
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 
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                  Late Show Top Ten

    Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Appear More Youthful

10. Campaign in a batsuit

9. Instead of Lincoln, pepper speech with quotes from 
   Brody Jenner

8. Get his Miracle Ear pierced

7. Stop yelling at reporters to get off his lawn

6. Play breakdancing vice principal in "High School 
   Musical 3"

5. Take a page from Jason Giambi and grow a cool moustache

4. Wrestle a gator

3. Change name of "Straight Talk Express" to "J-Dawg's 
   Booty Wagon"

2. Stop promising a Packard in every garage and a goose 
   in every icebox

1. Never hurts to nail a few interns

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