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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Thursday, June 12, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I did something that I'm a bit embarrassed about. I gave 
myself a haircut last night. Just me, my hair and a pair 
of scissors. I did quite a fair job. 

So to celebrate I'm going to go and buy myself a hat. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Before Hillary spoke on Saturday, there were sure signs 
that her campaign had ended. There were signs. Yeah... 
Bill brought a date." 
- Jay Leno 

"A spokesman for United Arab Emirates Airlines says this 
summer it will launch nonstop flights from the U.S. to 
Dubai. The spokesman said, 'We want to give Americans a 
chance to visit their money'."
- Conan O'Brien 

"I am wearing one of the sweaters from "The Cosby Show." 
Bill Cosby and his wife Camille are auctioning them off 
for their charity. This is a piece of television history. 
When I wear it, though, I have a strong craving for a 
Jell-O Pudding Pop.
- Jimmy Kimmel 


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                    Late Show Top Ten

         Top Ten Signs Your Weathercaster is Nuts

10. Urges people to drink plenty of sunscreen

9. Only shows clouds that look like Jessica Alba

8. Can't stop eating them contaminated tomatoes

7. He's curled up on the floor meowing like a kitty

6. Changes 3 Hs from "hazy, hot and humid" to "hookers, 
   hookers, hookers"

5. Says the heat wave will continue until government gives 
   him $10 million and a helicopter to Mexico

4. Tells viewers the storm left town faster than his 
   slutty ex-wife

3. His predictions are about as reliable as George W. Bush

2. Keeps cool by doing tequila shots off the sports guy's 

1. Reads forecast with his doppler hanging out


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