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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E        Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Good Afternoon,

I don't understand why people would dress up their dog. 
Seeing a dog in clothing just makes my head hurt. I can't 
see the point. I get that people think it's cute and funny, 
but it's not... and that's the truth. 

Have you ever seen a dog that's sporting some ridiculous 
costume? They all have the same look on their face: SHAME! 

Oh, and most of the time the dogs that are dressed up 
aren't really dogs at all. Here's how you can tell the 
difference. If the dog is bigger than a purse... then it 
is a dog. If the dog can fit inside a purse... it is not 
a dog... just ask around. 

The reason I have delved into this particular topic is due 
to the fact that one of the sites in today's "What's On the 
Web?" shows some dogs and cats modeling high fashions. Be 
sure to visit and judge the "hot" and "not" factor of these 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Paris Hilton will do her first interview Wednesday with 
Larry King. They're billing it as 'cranky meets skanky'." 
- Jay Leno 

"How great is summer time in New York City! Everything is 
festive. All the potholes are full of dip."
- David Letterman 

"Over the weekend, I went to Venice Beach. I went into the 
ocean, got hit by a wave, and the ocean pulled my trunks 
completely off. And then threw me onto the beach, naked. 
And I think, "Well, this is not so bad. Maybe a 'Baywatch' 
lifeguard will come over and save me. Next thing I know, 
I'm getting mouth-to-mouth by David Hasselhoff. Ahhh, the 
taste of hamburger and whiskey." 
- Craig Ferguson 


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What's On the Web? 


You'll do a double take when you check out these pictures. 
They play tricks on your eyes as you focus on one image 
and then another in the same photo. 



Rate the hotness or notness of dogs and cats modeling high 
fashions. Are these pets trendsetters or do some masters 
have too much free time? You decide; meanwhile, rank their 
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

Do you recognize these well known adages? (Answers below). 

1. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not
truly auriferous.

2. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

3. A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries
of small, green, biophytic plant.

4. Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to

5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
departed lacteal fluid.

6. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a super-
annuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

7. Surveillance should precede saltation.

8. Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices
would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious

9. Where there are visible vapors having their provenance 
in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.



1. All that Glitters is not Gold.

2. Beggars cannot be choosers.

3. A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

4. Birds of a feather flock together.

5. Don't cry over Spilt Milk.

6. You cant teach an Old Dog new Tricks.

7. Look before you leap.

8. Those who live Glass Houses should cast no stones.

9. Where there is smoke, there will be fire.

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