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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I forgot to bring my lunch today. I guess I could check the 
drawers of my desk for a nurishing item or two. 

Let's see here. I have a stick of gum, a box of Christmas 
cookies that I never finished, a jar of peanut butter, a 
bottle of antacids and a package of citrus flavored cough 

Well, that actually sounds much better meal than what I was 
going to bring in today. 

Bring on the eating! 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                       Late Show Top Ten

        Top Ten Answers To The Question "How Hot Is It?"

10. "It's so hot, the Statue of Liberty is holding a Jamba 

9. "It's so hot, President Bush fanned himself with unread 
   intelligence memos"

8. "It's so hot, Scott McClellan has written a scathing 
   book criticizing the sun"

7. "It's so hot, Exxon is charging $4 a gallon for ice"

6. "It's so hot, Iron Man's suit left grill marks on his 

5. "It's so hot, instead of being stuck on the runway, 
   JetBlue flights were stuck to the runway"

4. "It's so hot, Hillary Clinton announced she's running 
   for president of Antarctica"

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1. "It's so hot, those sluts from 'Sex and the City' are 
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