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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I'm going to keep it short and sweet today, but before I 
go I'm going to just throw a word out there to make you 
laugh. Ready? Here's the word: kumquat. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Scientists believe that radiation from cell phones throws 
off bees' navigation system. You know, just like it does 
to drivers on the highway." 
- Jay Leno 

"I also did my share of time travel. I had a device that 
sent me hurdling through time. It's called tequila. I 
would drink this potion and wake up three days into the 
- Craig Ferguson 

"Hillary Clinton says she's pro-guns. She likes to hunt 
ducks. Vice President Dick Cheney said, 'Oh stop... you're 
making me hot'."
- David Letterman 


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What's On the Web? 


Kissthisguy.com is the only domain named after the 
world's most commonly misheard lyric (or is it?) From 
Jimi Hendrix's line " 'scuse me, while I kiss the sky!", 
this website archives many of the same type of mis-heard 
lines to many famous artists songs. Browse through artists 
such as The Monkees to the B-52's to Sheryl Crow. Have a 
line that you have always mis-heard/mis-sung and would 
like to add it? Do so here! 




This website is dedicated to archiving all famous and 
infamous grave sites. Find the graves of thousands of 
famous people and infamous ancestors though this easy-to-
use site. Once your find the grave you are looking for, 
create virtual memorials, add 'virtual flowers' and a 
note to a loved one's grave. This website also supplies 
you with the name of the cemetary and town at which to 
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their life, this website is it! 



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What a great idea... this 3-piece set combines all the 
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Set includes:
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

Why It's Great to be a Guy!

* A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase
* Bathroom lines are 80% shorter
* We can open all our own jars
* Phone conversations last 30 seconds
* We know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes
* Old friends don't care if we've lost or gained weight
* Our last name stays put.
* We can leave a hotel room bed unmade.
* We can kill our own food.
* The garage is all ours.
* We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtful-
* We can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
* If someone forgets to invite us to something, they can 
  still be our friend.
* Our underwear costs $6.50 for a pack of 3.
* We don't have to shave below our neck.
* If we're 34 and single, no one notices.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* Where and when we pee doesn't effect our emotional well-
* We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
* Flowers & duct tape - and we can fix everything.
* Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
* We can say anything and not worry about what people think.
* We can whip our shirt off on a hot day.
* Car mechanics tell us the truth.
* We don't give a flip if someone doesn't notice our new 
* We can watch a game in silence for hours without our buddy
thinking "He must be mad at me."
* One mood, all the time.
* We can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve 
  ourselves to look like him.
* Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
* Wedding dress; $2000, Tux rental; 100 bucks.
* We don't care if someone is talking behind our back.
* We don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone 
* If we retain water, it is in a canteen.
* The remote is all ours.
* We need not pretend we're "freshening up" to use the 
* We can go to the bathroom alone.
* If we don't call our buddy when we said we would, he 
  won't tell our friends I've changed.
* If another guy shows up at the party in the same 
  outfit, we might become lifelong buddies.
* If something mechanical didn't work, we can bash it 
  with a hammer and throw it across the room. 
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
* We think the idea of punting that small, ankle-biting 
  dog is funny. Really funny. 


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