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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I forgot to eat breakfast this morning. I made breakfast 
for myself, but I forgot to eat it. I think that the older 
I get the more I forget. I wonder what else I forgot today? 

Oh, my parents are at the airport! 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"The talk is Hillary's going to try to unite the party. 
However, Bill Clinton said, 'The party's usually over when 
she shows up'."
- Jay Leno 

"Political experts are saying that Barack Obama is hesitant 
to name Hillary Clinton his vice president because he is 
unsure of the role Bill Clinton would want to play. Bill 
says he's comfortable playing many roles including boss 
interviewing secretary, pizza guy surprising housewife... 
he doesn't care." 
- Conan O'Brien 

"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this 
is tea, please bring me some coffee." 
- Abraham Lincoln 

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                       Late Show Top Ten

            Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is an Alien

10. Eats Domino's delivery guy and tips the pizza

9. Complains about the rising cost of filling his flying 
   saucer with dilithium crystals

8. Uses two hands to mow the lawn, and other two hands to 
   wash the car

7. You say, "Morning, Bill!" He says, "Morning, puny little 
   earth man"

6. He has never seen an episode of "Sex and the City." What 
   planet are you from?

5. In the class photo, his kids are the ones with the 

4. When a rerun of "Mork & Mindy" is on, he sneers, 
   "That guy's not from Ork"

3. Says, "We had a great weekend on Venus -- I mean, Vegas"

2. He drives a 2011 Toyota Corolla

1. He's bald, gray and creepy, but he's not Dick Cheney


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