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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Monday, June 2, 2008

Good Afternoon,

Where did the weekend go? Well, I guess we'll just have 
to make due until the next one. 

Today's issue is filled with useless information and 
kitties. You are welcome. 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on 
the shore like an idiot." 
- Steven Wright 

"No wise man ever wished to be younger."
- Jonathan Swift 

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity 
to anyone, but they've always worked for me." 
- Hunter S. Thompson

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curious about anyway!




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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                  SIGNS YOU'RE GETTING OLDER 

* You got cable for the Weather Channel 

* If a young girl looks at you, you check to make sure you 
  remembered to put on your pants.

* When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out...
  and you can't get it back around.

* Most women you know under 40 put you in the "Friend of my 
  Father" class.

* Restaurants stop asking to see your senior discount card.

* You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

* You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who 
  walks into the room.

* You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to some-
  one's lawn.

* Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather 

* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't 
  remember them either.


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