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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Monday, July 21, 2008

Good Afternoon,

I'm excited that the weekend is here again. I'm going to 
be brief even though I'm wearing boxers. Hee-Hee! I know, 
I'm a character. 

Well, have a great weekend. See you Monday. Oh, crap! 

Mouthing Off,

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"Larry King announced that he's going to write an auto-
biography titled 'What Am I Doing Here?' Larry says that 
if the book sells, he's got plans for several sequels 
including, 'What Day is This?' and 'Where Are My Pants?'"
- Conan O'Brien 

"It was revealed today that Barrack Obama has been secretly 
interviewing candidates for Vice President while he works 
out in the gym. Screening people at the gym can only mean 
one thing - our next VP, definitely not Al Gore."
- Craig Ferguson 

"I like life. It's something to do." 
- Ronnie Shakes

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If you're like most you want to do the right thing when it 
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To get more information on each DVD or to order, visit:
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What's On the Web? 


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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 

                   10 LAWS OF COMPUTING 

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you 
meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand 
your computer, it's probably obsolete.

3. The first place to look for information is in the 
section of the manual where you'd least expect to find 

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite 

6. To err is human...to blame your computer for your 
mistakes is even more human, its downright natural.

7. He who laughs last, probably has a back-up.

8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer 

9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found 
to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just 

10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to 
do, but rarely what you want it to do. 


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