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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Monday, June 23, 2008
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Good Afternoon,

I can't believe it's Friday! Hooray! Today is a great day 
for... Oh, it's Monday isn't it? Well, so much that. 

Let's make today a much better day than a Friday. I'm 
getting excited. I'm going to be enthusiastic. I'm here 
to lighten up your Monday. Together we shall have a 
great... ah, who am I kidding? You, that's who. 

I think I had way too much coffee this morning and way 
too much sugar in the aforementioned coffee. My mind 
kind of wanders. 

Mouthing Off,
Carl 

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"Britney Spears' sister, Jaime Lynn, gave birth to a baby 
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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 
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CHILDREN'S LETTERS TO GOD

Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it 
an accident? 
-Norma

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
-Neil

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God?
I thought You had everything.
-Jane

Dear God,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto 
you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my 
brother!
-Darla

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for 
was a puppy. 
-Joyce

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not 
supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him 
anyway. Your friend.

(But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.

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