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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E Monday, June 16, 2008
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Good Afternoon,
Did you have a Happy Fathers' Day?
Okay then. Sorry I asked.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Hillary has been staying at home and canceling all her
public appearances. As a result, Bill has been staying
at home and canceling all of his private appearances."
- Conan O'Brien
"A new study says the most effective stress reducer is
looking out the window. I've been doing this for years.
It's even more effective with a telescope. It's great if
you've got a neighbor who walks around topless."
- Craig Ferguson
"I am wearing Bill Cosby's shirt. It was a gift from my
son, Theo."
- Jimmy Kimmel
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HOME SECURITY DOOR ALARM
Store Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99 or get two for $15.98
When you see this you'll wonder... how the heck does this
work? It's a door alarm that ANYONE can install... without
any special wiring, on any non-metallic door.
This handy device will sound an instant ear piercing alarm
if anyone touches your door knob. The 2-in-1 Alarm is great
protection against unwanted visitors.
Best of all, besides the price, is No Wiring Needed!
And if you're like me and wonder how it does work, visit
the site and click on the link to watch the short video.
Grab one or save even more and get two.
Visit: 2 in 1 Home Security Door Alarm
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What's On the Web?
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FRAT PACK TRIBUTE
This is an online tribute to the "frat pack," a group of
hilarious actors including Ben Stiller, Luke and Owen
Wilson, Will Ferrell, and Steve Carell that often share
the screen together as co-stars and friends.
Visit: FRAT PACK TRIBUTE
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AVOISION 2
Waste time at work and hone your mouse skills with this
fun game. Aviosion 2 is a simple online game where players
use their mouse to control a "dot", and must avoid being
touched by pesky square bugs for as long as possible.
Visit: AVOISION 2
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CUP HOLDER CAR ORGANIZER...
Retail Price: $9.99
Deal Price: $4.99
SAVE EVEN MORE: Get 2 for $7.98
What a great idea! That's what you'll say the instant you
see this. It's simple, functional and you'll wonder why
no one thought of this years ago.
The Cup Holder Car Organizer easily fits into your vehicle's
cup holder and provides a secure location for your cell
phone, spare keys, pens, pencils, iPod, coins, garage door
opener and other driving necessities. It's made of soft
rubber and will not scratch LED screens.
Remember you can save even more when you buy two. Get two
(2) for $7.98. They make great gifts. To order, visit:
CUP HOLDER CAR ORGANIZER...
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Late Show Top Ten
Signs Your Wife Is Having an Affair with the Incredible Hulk
10. Someone sent her flowers with a note reading, "Me have
good time last night."
9. She comes home late smelling "Hulky."
8. Your kids are green.
7. Find room service bill for one Nicoise salad and
7 pounds of raw meat.
6. She's also seeing Spider-Man, Iron Man, and three of
the Fantastic Four.
5. You find credit card receipt from "Big & Tall &
Green Man"
4. She upgraded your king size bed to "Hulk size."
3. You turn green from food poisoning. She sobs because
you remind her of somebody.
2. She's been seen with a gigantic, inarticulate beast,
but it ain't Arnold Schwarzenegger.
1. After sex, always complains you're not exactly
"incredible."
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