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Famous Like Me

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T H E . M O U T H P I E C E       Thursday, July 17, 2008
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Good Afternoon,

Someone asked me, "What do you do for a living?" 

I responded, "I write 'Mouthpiece'." 

Then they said, "What's that about a mouthpiece? Do you 
play the tuba of the french horn?" 

I said, "No, I write the Mouthpiece Newsletter." 

They said, "I don't understand what you're talking about." 

So I told her I was a stripper. Works all the time. 

Mouthing Off,
Carl 

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[m]  q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y 

"In a recent interview, the wife of Yankee slugger Alex 
Rodriguez is claiming that he tapped her phone. In 
response, A-Rod said, 'I didn't tap her phone, I tapped 
Madonna.'"
- Conan O'Brien 

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so 
many of them to choose from." 
- Andrew S. Tanenbaum

"The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as 
the silly extravagances of the poor." 
- William Feather 

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What's On the Web? 
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FAMOUS LIKE ME

Do you share your birthday or name with a famous person or 
celebrity? Just enter your birthday and/or name to learn 
who is famous like you!

Visit: FAMOUS LIKE ME

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SONG FACTS

Song meanings and song information, including album and 
chart position. Music trivia, title search, lyrics 
database. 

Visit: Song Facts

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[m]  b i t s . n . b o b s 
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                    Late Show Top Ten

    Perks of Being an All-Star presented by Derek Jeter 
             (New York Yankees second baseman)

10. If fans hit a beach ball onto the field, I get to keep 
    it.

9. When I go to the supermarket, they give me the non-
   deadly tomatoes.

8. In November, I get to vote as many times as I want.

7. I can re-broadcast games without the express written 
   consent of Major League Baseball.

6. I don’t need a permit to own a monkey.

5. I get a 30-cent bump to $9.75 an hour.

4. Starbucks opened a branch in the dugout just in case I 
   need a mid-game latte.

3. Whenever I steal second base, I decide whether I'm safe 
   or not.

2. A chance to remind Boston players they only have to win 
   19 more championships to have as many as we do.

1. Special All-Star cups vibrate in your pants!


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